Name: If I'm Ever on Life Support, Unplug Me and Plug Me Back In. See If That Works. - Dovechristianart
Brand: Teetickler
Price: 27.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Product Description

If I’m Ever on Life Support, Unplug Me and Plug Me Back In. See If That Works.

“If I’m Ever on Life Support, Unplug Me and Plug Me Back In. See If That Works.” Funny Dark Humor T-Shirt

“If I’m Ever on Life Support, Unplug Me and Plug Me Back In. See If That Works.” is a hilarious dark humor quote for anyone who believes that sometimes life just needs a good old-fashioned restart. With its sarcastic take on technology and life support, this funny saying turns a serious situation into an absurd troubleshooting joke.

Perfect for fans of dark humor, sarcastic humor, medical humor, morbid humor, funny quotes, and witty sayings, this shirt makes a great choice for anyone with a dry sense of humor who enjoys jokes that are unexpected, slightly inappropriate, and guaranteed to get a second look.

The clever “unplug it and plug it back in” reference gives this design a relatable tech-support twist while the life-support setup creates the perfect punchline. Whether you’re shopping for yourself or looking for a funny gift for a friend with a dark sense of humor, this sarcastic funny t-shirt is designed to stand out.

Shirt Information

Funny dark humor quote design
Unisex fit suitable for men and women
Comfortable for everyday wear
Durable print designed for regular use
Machine washable
Great for casual outfits, parties, gatherings, and everyday humor

About:

This traditional cotton t-shirt is the pinnacle of high quality and timeless design. It gives a diverse design that strikes the ideal mix between casual and sophisticated thanks to the use of long-lasting materials.

It is a flexible piece that you may wear to any occasion because to its straightforward yet attractive style. Because it is made of premium cotton, it will be able to resist numerous washings without losing its flawless quality or beauty.

Because of its outstanding comfort and classic design, this cotton t-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. And that you can use for many years. You may shop with confidence knowing that you are obtaining a high-quality item that is both stylish and practical.

Main characteristics

Unisex T-shirt:

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-Shirt

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Ladies’ V-Neck T-Shirt:

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Pullover Hoodie:

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Heavyweight classic unisex tee
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt:

8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
1×1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
Decoration type: Digital Print

Youth 100% Cotton T-Shirt:

5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
Seamless double-needle 3/4 inch collar
Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
Decoration type: Digital Print

Mug (1 side):

High quality ceramic mug
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
White gloss 11 oz
Decorated with full wrap dye sublimation

Face Mask:

Lightweight & ultra-breathable two-layer protective face mask with black soft stretch ear straps
Inner layer: soft moisture-wicking nylon spandex; Outer layer: micro-knit polyester treated with an anti-microbial agent
Care: Reusable, machine washable
Mask Dimensions: 8 x 5.25 inches
Decoration Type: Sublimation

3D Apparel:

Material : 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
Machine washes in the cold with similar colors/no bleach/low iron.
About Shirt: Regular fit, lightweight, all-over printing shirt featuring spread collar and short sleeve.
Provides the most stylish and comfortable Shirts which can be worn on all occasions.
The color could be slightly different between on the screen and in practice.

Link Twitter: If I’m Ever on Life Support, Unplug Me and Plug Me Back In. See If That Works.

From: Dovechristianart.com

SHIPPING TIMES:

– United States:

Standard (6 – 12 Business Days)
Expedited (4 – 8 Business Days)

– International:

Standard (14 – 28 Business Days)
Expedited (7 – 14 Business Days)

SHIPPING COST:

– Standard Shipping ($4.99+)

Orders using this option generally arrive 5-10 days (U.S. orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.

– Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($19.99+) (U.S. Only)

Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
It’s highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.

Please Note:

We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 1-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
Our shirts are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.